How to make a Chleb (with obscure touches!)
Do not trust this article! It is satire.
Ever wanted to eating something, or to bake some bread, and never knew how?
That is disappointing, is it not?
Well, I think I definitely do not have a good answer, but, I can share a secret with you...
How to make a Chleb!
You see, Chleb (in Polish) (or "Chléb" in Czech) means bread, but I personally would not say it is the same.
Not that I can tell anything about such, considering I am not from the area.
Although, I find Chleb much more fun to say. Hence why this is why I am going to keep calling it so.
Here are the ingredients, by the way:
- A paper, on which the lyrics for "55 Days at Peking" in Italian are written
- 600 grams (app. 21.164 ounces or 1.323 pounds) of dog fur
- A whole loaf of bread*
- A miniature flag of either Czechia or Poland
* In case things do not work out
Step 1: Read what's written on your sheet of paper out loud
Step 2: Bury the paper within the dog fur
Step 3: Spin around 3 times
Now, after you have done the aforementioned steps, throw it out the trash, for this is not the correct recipe.
Now, here is the actual recipe:
Step 1: Stick the Polish/Czech flag on top of the loaf of bread
You guessed it - you are done! Congratulations!
Thank you for reading, and...